Way back when... 2008 and which seems two lifetimes ago. Depending on your perspective, it can be. Like, if your a hamster.

I'm not a hamster though. I'm human. Nevertheless two lifetimes ago I made a decision to separate Me, Myself,and I. But my attempts at creating a clone army has failed and I blame George Lucas. He made cloning look so easy in the movies.

Anyway, Me, Myself and I get along so fabulously I've decided to reunite myself. That means content from second blog will be transferred to Green Gecko Publishing, promotions for GGP titles will show up on mr-jordan.net and my book is going into the GGP catalog. The latter has to do with convenience and finances. Creating one publishing company that doesn't make a profit on Bowker makes way more sense. Creating zero even makes more sense, but myself threw a temper tantrum and got her way. Me and I are bad parents, clearly. Though something of a compromise was reached. No Bowker until 2016. Probably.

I'm busy on Passion for Cats and then Passion for Dogs, so the changes will happen slowly and sporadically, but they are coming.

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Me, Myself and I

So to make this long story end, the database enabled me to create a contact list in under an hour instead of days. I also was able to fix some pen names and because it's a database, what I changed in one place, has been updated on other linked whatchamacallits. This is another extremely technical publishing term.

 And while organized chaos has worked well for me to an extent, it has meant slow going in the publishing business.Well, here's a teensy bit of personal wisdom: You can't know what you don't, and since you don't know what you don't know, you don't know what questions to ask to learn what you don't know but need to know. Confused? Great, now it's not just me.

Technicalities aside, right now I'm in the process of importing spreadsheets for authors, payments, book titles, story titles, and( to be seriously technical) "stuff" into Access.

I've never used Access before, so progress is akin to watching paint dry. So why am I torturing myself? Because I've spent countless hours duplicating data on this spreadsheet or that spread sheet, only to end up with this or that wrong and gosh, I'd just want to look the author of those two Dirty GRE stories that share the same word but I've disorganized my chaos, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It's going to take me a solid month to get my chaos organized again, but clueless as I am about Access, there will be long term benefits for writers (and me. Mostly me.) as GGP continues on it's mission to share passion and puns, and articulate the world one dirty story at a time.

 

In preparation to write my first post of this blog, I thought, "Write something interesting about what you did last week." OK. Interesting….but then I realized that last week my work was not very interesting. In fact, it was super boring (for you, of course, I kept myself busy). So, to bridge the gap between interesting and what actually happened, I thought I'd spice it up. Here's last week a la Dr. Suess:

Though the day was dark and gloomy,
my working spot was bright and roomy.
Looking for the perfect place,
to find myself some free ad space.
Adverts posted, ad space found,
time for corporate look around!
Six dozen sites or there about,
I feel I have new skills to tout.
It's not much, but one thing's certain:
I can FIND a corporate contact person!
Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, too.
Just a couple things I have to do.
Though the work’s not much to mention,
Perhaps this style caught your attention.
Don’t worry though it’s not the norm,
Next week, I’ll scrap the poem form!

Later, Blog readers!

Author: Shannon Anderson

Wouldn't you like to conduct business here?

Me too.

Today was our bi-weekly meeting. We discussed mundane things like remembering to comment on submission for the Cat Photo Contest.The contest started yesterday and it's off like a heard of turtles, so submit those cat photos!

We'll be start a weekly to bi-weekly publishing and books round up, so if you have some links to interesting stories please send them in.

We're also planning a meet and greet to introduce ourselves locally, so if you live in local Nashville be sure to come out and see us. Shannon is in charge of this little project.

Our editorial intern, Gari Grooms will be leaving GGP but I deeply appreciated her while she was here. In the meantime I'm on the prowl for a new editorial intern.

I finished up the sponsorship video, voice overs and all. It sure did take a while, but I think it's good. If you're waiting to hear from me, it's been a busy past two days, but I should get to emails tomorrow.

I need to do a few site updates including fixing the links on Passion for Horses. What else... ah, yes. I will be creating a review information packet for volunteer reviewers that are not internet savvy and/or don't know where to submit reviews. Of course packet is a bit of misnomer because, ideally all the information will be contained in one page. Just trying to keep it simple.

Finally, Shannon will be joining us on the blog. We'll sign every post with our names so you know who is writing.

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Renee` Zuchniak
Editor
Green Gecko Publishing