Louie Centanni

Author Louie Centanni

Louie Centanni is a Creative Writing MFA candidate and Teaching Assistant at San Diego State University. He currently teaches two classes focusing on the Rhetoric of Satire. He enjoys emotional background music from ‘90s sitcoms, awkward hugs to end first dates, and the hypnotic tonal vibrations of Jean-Luc Picard’s voice. He also knows all the lyrics to “The End of the World (As We Know It)” by R.E.M., “One Week” by Barenaked Ladies, and “Nations of the World” by the Animaniacs. He has self-published one novel, A Couple of Unorthodox Love Affairs (available on Amazon), and has had stories accepted for publication in Berkeley Fiction Review, Chicago Literati, and East Coast Literary Review, among others. He has the rudimentary ability to construct simple websites (see: www.louiecentanni.com). This is his second masturbation-themed story. He currently lives alone in San Diego, CA. The preceding two sentences do not necessarily share a cause-effect relationship.

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